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Funny Quotes About Team from “The Office”

Hilarious comedy series “The Office” got some great quotes about teamwork.

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Michael Scott: I hate, hate being left out. Whether it’s not being picked for a team… or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn’t exist. Or that the sport doesn’t exist! I should’ve known. “Poop ball?”

Andy: What did you do that?
Jim Halpert: I’m just killing Germans any way I can.
Andy: We’re on the German team. Shoot the British!
Jim Halpert: Wait, are we playing teams?

Michael Scott: The last few weeks things have been changing here. Sabre says it is our duty to support the sales team. And the salesmen are letting it go to their heads. I think it’s kind of screwed up. Because the way this place used to work was, make friends first, make sales second, make love, third. In no particular order.

Creed: Okay. Team Building. On this side of the room: Stanley, Phylis, Jim, Ted, Elroy. And this side of the room: Pam, Meredith, Phylis, Creed.

Dwight Schrute: I have been Michael’s number two guy for about five years, and we make a great team. We’re like one of those classic famous teams. He’s like Mozart and I’m like Mozart’s friend. No, I’m like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you’re gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy.

Michael Scott: [choosing team names for the Beach day] Dwight, name your team.
Dwight Schrute: We will be called GRYFFINDOR!
Jim Halpert: Really? Not Slytherin?
Dwight Schrute: Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim.
Jim Halpert: I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort.
Dwight Schrute: He-who-must-not-be-named? I wouldn’t do that.
Jim Halpert: [with his team, while Dwight screams no] Voldemort. Voldemort. Voldemort. Voldemort. Voldemort.
Michael Scott: Stanley, your team name?
Stanley: I don’t care what you name my team.
Michael Scott: Then I will name your team the red team.
Stanley: No, the blue team.

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