You don’t think that teamwork works well in your office? Then you might enjoy this sarcastic and funny anti teamwork quotes.

“Wearing the same shirts doesn’t make a team.” Buchholz and Roth

“Sure there’s no I in TEAM, but there is a ME!”

“You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.” Doug Floyd

“Forget the team, it’s all about me”

“Eagles fly alone, but sheep flock together.”

“The nice thing about teamwork is that you can blame fails on others.”

From “Team America” movie:
“Spottswoode: Remember, there is no “I” in “Team America”.
Intelligence: (pause) Yes, there is.”

A group is a bunch of people in an elevator. A team is also a bunch of people in an elevator, but the elevator is broken! Bonnie Edelstein

Anti teamwork posters

Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say

Eagles fly alone, but sheep flock together.

Anti teamwork poster: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction

Demotivational teamwork poster: It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.

Team stuck in broken elevator

Teamwork: there is no I in DRUNK

Teamwork is the ability to work common vision even if that vision becomes extremely blurry